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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 164,234 notes

dacergirl369:

An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 16,061 notes
1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 39,928 notes
sirartwork:

Because I could.

sirartwork:

Because I could.

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 12,766 notes

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 58,486 notes

batter-is-ooc:

Never again.

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 1,504 notes
servbot42:

babylonian:

damn that right there is the nintendo 1DS

Oil Panic rules

servbot42:

babylonian:

damn that right there is the nintendo 1DS

Oil Panic rules

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 2,169 notes
shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 37,501 notes

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 209,815 notes
1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | J | 20,817 notes