rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

mavie-enrainbows:

Somehow I never noticed the valley of Dr. Pepper bottles at their feet.

kyomeow:

YAOI MOE KID

knifefarty:

cyrilmusic:

piedoomy:

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

as a straight male I can verify this is what a vagina looks like

what movie is this from?

that’s from the simpsons movie

and so handsome, he even takes my breath away once in awhile

meevist:

Dangan Ronpa is really adorable you guys you should all read it

I mean look how happy the characters are

moffnat:

altair:

lovelornlunatic:

this is morgan fucking freeman ladies and gentlemen

no it’s not

MORGAN FREEMAN OMFG

michaelpalin:

i dont understand the pleasure in sexting 

like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like

what would

?????

how do i respond??

‘i’m so happy for you’