siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

Somehow I never noticed the valley of Dr. Pepper bottles at their feet.

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.
are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?
as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like
as a straight male I can verify this is what a vagina looks like
what movie is this from?
that’s from the simpsons movie
and so handsome, he even takes my breath away once in awhile
Dangan Ronpa is really adorable you guys you should all read it
I mean look how happy the characters are
this is morgan fucking freeman ladies and gentlemen
no it’s not
MORGAN FREEMAN OMFG
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’